As promised, I'm catching up on a week's worth of Random Questions! Put your reading glasses on, folks!!

Monday, August 4
How accurate is your clock? Are you one who has to set it 5-10 minutes ahead just so you can get there on time? What about you? Are you prompt or habitually late?
My clocks are VERY accurate...........NOW! The one in the kitchen used to be 20 minutes fast; yeah I know, kind of dumb. Oh, I lied; the one in my car is 13 minutes fast. It used to be only 10 minutes fast, but it keeps gaining time! I'm usually as on time as I can get! I don't like getting there too early and I don't like getting there late.

Wednesday, August 6
Write about your all time favorite commercial.
Oh, this is an easy one for me right now. I haven't seen it in awhile, but it's the one where the kid is sitting in front of this guy's desk (I think a prospective employer?) and the guy's name plate is sitting there and his name is spelled "so and so DUMASS" or something like that. The kid keeps calling him Mr. Dumbass (or at least we are led to assume this) and finally the guy says to the kid, "Oh, and my name is Dumoss!" (long u, and 'moss' pronounced like moss.) Guess ya had to be there.............

Thursday, August 7
Today's question is inspired by my GARDEN!!! Do you like zucchini? What are some of your favorite ways to use it?
I LOVE zucchini! (hint, hint!) I cook it only one way; slice the zucchini and an onion, sautee them until soft, add corn, stewed tomatoes and sometimes I add ground beef (cooked first of course) to it. Sprinkle parmesan cheese on top and enjoy!!

Friday, August 8
How did you learn to cook? Do you use a recipe for everything you make, or do you just throw stuff into a pot and hope for the best? Do you enjoy cooking?
I never learned to cook! Just ask my kid! BUT, I do make attempts at it quite often (pronounced offen; for you, Windy!) I need recipes! But not the kind that have pictures cuz my stuff NEVER looks like the pictures, then I feel like I've done something wrong. Cooking is not my favorite pasttime......

Saturday, August 9
What's a message you'd like to see on a bumper sticker? Would you put it on your car?
The message I'd like to see on a bumper sticker? "Bumper stickers suck!" I don't do bumper stickers; sorry folks!

Monday, August 11
What is the farthest you've been away from home? Have you ever been out of your country? If so, where and how far?
The farthest from home I've been is California. Just got back matter of fact! I've been to Canada a couple of times; that's about it.

Tuesday, August 12
Today's fact is taken from the book, "Dates With the Greats" by Susan Ohanian On this date in 1859, Katherine Lee Bates was born. She is most famous for writing the words to the song, "America the Beautiful." I remember learning this patriotic song (among many others) in elementary school. Do children still learn these songs? How important do you feel these songs are? Please comment.
I don't know if children still learn those songs only cuz I don't know any kids that young, but I should HOPE they are still learning them! I feel they are important.

Wednesday, August 13
What's your favorite word processing program? Have you ever wanted to try something different? Why?
My all time favorite word processing program is Microsoft Word 2000. I've tried Microsoft Works (which is good for other things) and I've tried Word Perfect. I'm stickin' with Word! Why? It may just be a matter of comfortability. (is that a word?)

TA DAH!!! Done!